Mug Shots:
Roger J Burke

I guess most of us like to put a face to name you don't know; or even a name to a face you do know.

To help you out with the former condition, you'll see here a series of shots taken at various stages of my life. Only one photo is by a professional; the remainder from myself and other family or friends. So, I'll apologize now for the less than professional results of my efforts on display. But ... digital cameras allow even the inexperienced operator to provide something of reasonable quality.

Hence....

Exhibit A: Well, lookee here in mid 2017 - born in 1942 and doesn't look a day over 75.

Above is the very latest selected by my wife and partner. If I look tired, haggard and very much my years, all I can say is: it was all my fault.

Exhibit B: Well, on the road, again, sort of....

In 2012, I went to see my daughter and twin sons in Canada. Stayed a month, travelling to Vancouver to visit a son (who snapped this shot) - near where the above shot was taken - then to Calgary to see the daughter, and finally Toronto for the second son.

Exhibit C: Oh, vanity, vanity!

This was a selfie taken in 2009, while working at my PC. I used the web cam on the monitor and mugged it up (mucked it up?) for a close up. Hmm....

Exhibit D: Not the morning after the night before....

This one was taken in early 2005. Notice the presence of real hair on top, albeit showing serious signs of thinning out. The rot had set in.

Exhibit E: Cool cats near Niagara

A day out with my nieces who were visiting me, with their parents, in 1991. I was showing them (and showering them with) Niagara Falls, on the Canadian side.

Exhibit F: The New Husband in 1965

This was one of those obligatory snaps taken either just before or just after my first marriage in 1965; can't exactly recall. But as memories go, I can only repeat what Rodney Dangerfield quipped long ago: "My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met." (Just kidding!) Oh, btw, notice the deep facial lines - early evidence of the effects of too much smoking and boozing in Papua-New Guinea between 1961 and 1964, I kid you not. And, lookit ... he was only 23, for Pete's sake!....

Exhibit G: Speaking of which ... hard times in colonial New Britain....

The late, life-long friend of mine, Peter Hill, took this shot - looking west - one Saturday morning in mid-year 1962 at Pomio Patrol Post, which is on the south coast of New Britain. I was just twenty. What an arrogant-looking so-and-so ... but, at least I wasn't a bodgie!

Exhibit H: Off to The Big Adventure

This was taken on the evening of August 11th, 1961. How do I know that for sure? It was my youngest brother's birthday (shown to my right, at front). And there was I, sort of supporting the door jamb, trying to extricate myself from my family and stagger onto the aircraft to travel to Papua-New Guinea.

Well, now ... Bedee! Bedee! That's ... that's all folks! You don't really want to see another toddler on a highchair or another baby in a stroller - right? Natch - neither do I.

Thanks for your interest.

Best regards,

Roger J. Burke
Twitter: @mayapan1942

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Some Passing Thoughts:

Good writers get the right words to get the words right. ----------- Better writers paint with words to write with colour. ------------ Best writers write with colour by mixing their own paints. ------------ For some, writing isn't everything - it's the only thing! (With apology to the late great Vince Lombardi.) ------------ A writer's lament: I'll be damned if my writing is just writing that's damned! ------------ A good book is like a good friend: treat both well and be well treated by both. ------------ Are all actors merely directors? Are all directors merely actors? ------------ When does the abuse of use become the use of abuse? ------------ In my opinion, any novel should be novel. ------------ Which is more important: answer the question ... or question the answer? ------------ In wine there is truth; and in truth, there is often a whine. ------------ In the cosmos, does chaos rule because there are no rules for chaos? ------------ A book should challenge your thinking as much as your thinking should challenge the book. ------------ Actor's response when refusing the part: "Okay, I won't be seen dead in a dead scene, okay!" ------------ Publisher to dumb author: "Did you plot the loss before you lost the plot?" ------------ Scarcely used words need to be used scarcely! ------------ I tell the truth all the time; but, at times, not all the truth. ------------ Wisdom is not the absence of confusion; and confusion is not the absence of wisdom. ------------ Perhaps a person prays to improve; but mostly improves with praise, no? ------------ Do you know: it's when death comes at the end that it's the end of death as you know it? ------------ I just die to live, not live just to die! (Kudos to my daughter, Elena, for that thought) ------------ The certainty, about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, in principle, causes me uncertainty about why Heisenberg had such certainty! ------------ First, if you always resolve to test yourself, that will always test your resolve, first. ------------ When do the trappings of society become merely society’s traps? ------------ The optimist asks: “Went the day well?” The pessimist replies: “Well – the day went!” ------------ The reality of life for some is that their life is divorced from reality. ------------ The way things are, many just live in fear while others just fear to live. ------------ For some gals, guys are just toy boys; but for some guys, gals are just boy toys. ------------ In marriage, when you win, you often lose; and when you lose, you often win! ------------ If you have ideas of winning, just make sure it’s winning ideas you have! ------------ So saith the consummate consumer: Spend today before today is spent! ------------ Some politicians think there are no alternatives to war left; eventually, they may be left in a war with no alternatives. ------------ We’re all alone when we die; but also, we die when we’re all alone. ------------ What do you get when math dunces meet? Those with the fear of all sums, of course! (With apology to Tom Clancy) ------------ Any wars of attrition are never about the attrition of any wars. ------------ Seems like some people’s interest in principles is often confined to just the principal plus the interest to get the sum. ------------ Unhappily, the power of politics for the good of all is often reduced to the politics of power for the good of the few. ------------ If it looks easy, it’s never as easy as it looks. ------------ The folly of war is surpassed only by those who engage in a war of folly. ------------ Good judges like to keep lawyers in line; lawyers like to keep a line on good judges! ------------ The word ‘discrimination’ is so much used, perhaps its meaning is somewhat prejudiced; ‘prejudice’, however, is so little used, perhaps it lacks discrimination? ------------ A lover’s indifference will make all the difference in love. ------------ Wars of liberation never liberate anybody from war! ------------ The sad truth about relationships is that the truth about them is often sad. ------------ Reflective moment from overweight food junkie: What now – fast food or food fast? ------------ Well, I can get ideas for a novel, but can’t get any novel ideas! ------------ In the criminal justice system, the system of justice is often just … criminal. ------------ The dreaded mother of all wars is the war dreaded by all mothers. ------------ Some people say we have a world without end; though, with the current state of things, soon we could have an end without a world. ------------ Thought from jaded lover: "Often I just want to talk, while he just talks about his wants." ------------ So ... when does fixed pricing become price fixing? ------------ Perhaps it's better to fail at something you love than to love something that fails? ------------ A good relationship is necessary for making money; but money is unnecessary for a good relationship. ------------ Food for the poor is usually poor food. ------------ Our tolerance for others should be as religious as the religions of others should be tolerant of us. ------------ Often, family knows you the least, and judges you the most; while friends know you the most, and judge you the least. ------------ If you mean to say something, try to make sure it’s not mean. ------------ In some governments, there’s poverty in the economics of some which results in the economics of poverty for the many. ------------ Reconciliation between enemies is only possible when there are no enemies of reconciliation. ------------ During his days of wine and roses, he often rose, with a whine, in a daze. (Recalling the alcoholic played by Jack Lemmon in the 1962 movie, Days of Wine and Roses.) ------------ Is it better to be a political dissident without, or a dissident politician within? ------------ So, why is it that some family members are more like friends, while some friends are more like family? ------------ Some young couples only have a mind for sex; and some old couples only have sex in the mind. ------------ I think life is a relative success when you have family as friends and friends as family. ------------ I went to find the lie of this big land, but all I found was this land of the big lie! ------------ If some friends can be brothers, why is that some brothers can’t be friends? ------------ Gung-ho grunt, arriving: “I wanna piece of the action, yeah!” Battle-weary grunt, leaving: “Yeah, well, I just want some action for peace.” ------------ You can always give without loving; but you can’t love without giving, always. ------------ Are board games just games for the bored? ------------ What I do know is this: I know what I do. ------------ All play and no work makes a dull boy jack! (Recalling Jack Nicholson's ... er ... novel writing in the 1980 horror movie, The Shining) ------------ Are all intelligence failures simply failures of intelligence or failures simply of … intelligence? ------------ Conventional wisdom would no doubt say there's not much wisdom at conventions. ----------- Death is a fear for some of us, while fear is a death for all of us! ------------ Time is of the essence; but what is the essence of time? ------------ Seems like in some countries, they're either fighting to vote or just voting to fight. ------------ We can't kill time – time kills us, already! ------------ As children, we’re often not afraid when we should be; while as adults, we’re often afraid when we shouldn't be. ------------ And another great moment in dog philosophy: First dog: "Hey, I hate this dog's life I lead. . . Second dog: "Duh! It's the owner who leads the life of a dog, already! ------------ Now it looks like all the world's a store, and we are all merely payers. (With apology to Will Shakespeare.) ------------

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Words sounding the same....

Confused by words that sound the same? Almost everybody I've encountered is, sometimes.

They're called homonyms and homophones. And I've maintained a dictionary of them for fifteen years. Click here for more....

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Heard about chiasmus?

It's a commonly used language tool. Most people have used it, including you. It's been used continuously for millennia by many of the greatest minds in history.

Join the fun here to see how it works....

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Here's the novel app about challenging words used in literary fiction:

It's the app that takes the tedium out of the medium!

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Want to go to Papua-New Guinea?

Well ... let me take you there with my non-fiction narrative (aka memoir) about the last years of Australia's colonial life in the 1960s. And where I was a Cadet Patrol Officer from 1961 to 1964.

Read more about it and choose a fully illustrated paperback here or choose the ebook here.

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Everybody has an opinion!

Over many years, I've written on a large variety of topics, all of which are here for you to read.

You can browse through the titles here, including one describing in detail how I cured arthritis in my hands. And how, amazingly and inadvertently, the end of a rainbow found me and my wife. I kid you not!

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Most people like to see movies....

And I like writing reviews. I've been doing that for years at IMDB.COM. You can read, at IMDB, a few from my entire portfolio here. Or, you can sample a larger selection right here.

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Is Terminator coming soon?

The short answer is no. Should you be afraid? Not yet....

For more information, news and articles on that touchy topic, you can read through my roboticswatch blog here at Wordpress.

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Novel ideas and stories....

I completed a contemporary thriller, under a pseudonym of Cyrus H. Milton, ten years ago titled Loose Cannon. You can find out more here and get a free copy (PDF) of the original edition.

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Here's the short of it.

Short stories are fun to write for many reasons. You can browse all the titles for my shorts here and read them all if you wish.

Note: occasionally, there is foul and profane language and explicit sex in a couple of stories.

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